Neopets Hospital

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You wouldn't think it, but Neopia can be a pretty sickly place sometimes! With diseases ranging from Grumbles to Bloaty Belly roaming the streets, chances are that at some point your Neopets will fall ill. Whether you rely on the standard pharmacy, more alternative medicines, or the Healing Springs, there's something for every pet.

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Diagnosing Your Pet

So, you think your pet is sick? Well there's an easy way to check! You can tell whether not pets are sick by their emotions or by visiting the Quick Ref page. If your pet is sick, you will see a message about what illness they have. This message will also include a handy link to the Neopian Hospital where you can view a list of all diseases, as well as fun descriptions about them.

Where to Buy Medicine

Once you know what disease your pet has, the next step is purchasing the proper medication. Check the table in the next section (known cures) to see what type of medication to purchase. All of these items are sold in either the Neopian Pharmacy, Lost Desert Medicine, or Remarkable Restoratives in Shenkuu. You can also visit the Shop Wizard and purchase the items from fellow Neopians.

Once you've purchased an item, simply select 'cure' from the dropdown menu in your inventory to give it to the appropriate pet.

Healing Strategies

If the medicine your pet needs is too expensive, don't worry. You have several options that don't involve buying the cures listed below. If you are stingy like me, your best bet is to visit the Healing Springs every 30 minutes, free of charge, until your pet is healed. Another avenue is the Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity but it is only available once a day & the healing rate is very low.

If you're in a hurry, though, there's an option that doesn't involve the wait of the Healing Spring. You can actually give your pet a different disease that's cheaper to cure - check out our items that give diseases article for a list of items you can use. We recommend feeding your pet a Poisonous Lollypop. It's extremely cheap and will give your pet Floppy Tongue, which can be healed with a Tongue Shrinker. Please note that you are not guaranteed to come down with Floppy Tongue on the first try - you may need to feed your pet several lollypops before it works!


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Reasons to Cure Your Neopet

If your Neopet is sick, it will not be able to be participate in the following activities:

  • Battle in the Battledome

Known Cures

The following table lists all of the illnesses that your Neopet can catch, as well as any items that are known to cure them. We have divided these items up into two different categories - guaranteed to cure and potential to cure. Items in the guaranteed category are from the Neopian Pharmacy and have a 100% success rate at healing your pet. They will heal your pet on the first attempt. The items in the potential category are purchased from Lost Desert Medicine or Remarkable Restoratives. Some are also awarded from various site events. These items, as the category name suggests, have the potential to cure your pet. They are not guaranteed to work on the first attempt - it may take many tries before they are successful.

Achy Head

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Achy Head:


Cooling Ointment

Magic Goop

Warm Amber Ointment

These items have a chance to cure your pet of Achy Head. They may not work 100% of the time:


Aching Lotion

Black Cherry Tea

Bloaty Belly

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Bloaty Belly:


Cooling Ointment

Flat-u-less Tablets

Warm Amber Ointment

These items have a chance to cure your pet of Bloaty Belly. They may not work 100% of the time:


Boiled Bagguss

Selket Elixir

White Squid Root

Bloaty Feet

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Bloaty Feet:


Cooling Ointment

Magic Smelly Socks

Warm Amber Ointment
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These items have a chance to cure your pet of Bloaty Feet. They may not work 100% of the time:

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Brilliant Draik Flower

Finger Splint

Blurred Vision

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Blurred Vision:


Cooling Ointment

Extra Thick Goggles

Warm Amber Ointment

These items have a chance to cure your pet of Blurred Vision. They may not work 100% of the time:


Finely Ground Bean Powder

Minor Healing Ointment

Bubbles

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Bubbles:


Bubbles Herbal Drink

Cooling Ointment

Warm Amber Ointment

These items have a chance to cure your pet of Bubbles. They may not work 100% of the time:


Lotus Leaves

Scamander Syrup

Chickaroo

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Chickaroo:


Cooling Ointment

Herbal Scrambled Eggs

Warm Amber Ointment

Cricky Neck

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Cricky Neck:


Cooling Ointment

Neck Brace

Warm Amber Ointment

These items have a chance to cure your pet of Cricky Neck. They may not work 100% of the time:


Cut and Dried Stalks

Scamander Slime

D'achoo

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of D'achoo:


Cooling Ointment

Neopkins

Warm Amber Ointment

This item has a chance to cure your pet of D'achoo. It may not work 100% of the time:


Cobrall Root

Doldrums

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Doldrums:


Cooling Ointment

Mushroom Ointment

Warm Amber Ointment

Floppy Tongue

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Floppy Tongue:


Cooling Ointment

Tongue Shrinker

Warm Amber Ointment

This item has a chance to cure your pet of Floppy Tongue. It may not work 100% of the time:

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Soothing Bandages

Fuzzitus

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Fuzzitus:


Cooling Ointment

Fluff Be Gone

Warm Amber Ointment

This item has a chance to cure your pet of Fuzzitus. It may not work 100% of the time:


Weak Fuzzitus Cream

Fuzzy Fungus

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Fuzzy Fungus:


Cooling Ointment

Honey Blossom Extract

Warm Amber Ointment

Grumbles

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Grumbles:


Cooling Ointment

Grumble Be Gone Tablets

Warm Amber Ointment

This item has a chance to cure your pet of Grumbles. It may not work 100% of the time:


Crumble Fungus

Hoochie Coochies

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These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Hoochie Coochies:


Cooling Ointment

Hoochie Coochie Tablets

Warm Amber Ointment

Itchy Scratchies

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Itchy Scratchies:


Cooling Ointment

Itchy Scratchy Cream

Warm Amber Ointment

This item has a chance to cure your pet of Itchy Scratchies. It may not work 100% of the time:


Dried Prampet Leaves

Jitters

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Jitters:


Cooling Ointment

Potion of Containment

Warm Amber Ointment

This item has a chance to cure your pet of Jitters. It may not work 100% of the time:


Coleus Aromaticus

Fuzzy Pink Blanket

Kikoughela

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Kikoughela:


Cooling Ointment

Kikoughela Drops

Kikoughela Syrup

Warm Amber Ointment

This item has a chance to cure your pet of Kikoughela. It may not work 100% of the time:


Techo Fanatic Throat Drops

Lumps

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Lumps:


Cooling Ointment

Medicinal Mud Bath

Warm Amber Ointment

These items have a chance to cure your pet of Lumps. They may not work 100% of the time:


Sandy Creme

Talon Root

Neezles

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Neezles:


Cooling Ointment

Neezles Jab

Warm Amber Ointment

This item has a chance to cure your pet of Neezles. It may not work 100% of the time:


Dried Prampet Leaves

Neggitus

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Neggitus:


Cooling Ointment

Neggitus Injection

Warm Amber Ointment

These items have a chance to cure your pet of Neggitus. They may not work 100% of the time:


Unguberry Elixir

NeoBlues

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of NeoBlues:


Cooling Ointment

Tasty Pie

Warm Amber Ointment

This item has a chance to cure your pet of NeoBlues. It may not work 100% of the time:


Steaming Green Tea

Neo Flu

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Neo Flu:


Cooling Ointment

NeoFlu Jelly Pills

Warm Amber Ointment

Neogitus

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Neogitus:


Cooling Ointment

Medicinal Toothbrush

Warm Amber Ointment

These items have a chance to cure your pet of Neogitus. They may not work 100% of the time:


Cherry Lozenge

Slimy Tree Bark
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NeoMites

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of NeoMites:


Cooling Ointment

NeoMites Injection

Warm Amber Ointment

These items have a chance to cure your pet of NeoMites. They may not work 100% of the time:


Soothing Stones

Warm Neomites Wrap

NeoMonia

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of NeoMonia:


Cooling Ointment

Medicinal Soap

Warm Amber Ointment

This item has a chance to cure your pet of NeoMonia. It may not work 100% of the time:


Dandelion Root

Warm Green Blanket

NeoPhobia

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of NeoPhobia:


Cooling Ointment

Step Out Shoes

Warm Amber Ointment

These items have a chance to cure your pet of NeoPhobia. They may not work 100% of the time:

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Dried Mushrooms

Heated Blanket

NeoPox

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of NeoPox:


Cooling Ointment

NeoPox Pizza

Warm Amber Ointment

These items have a chance to cure your pet of NeoPox. They may not work 100% of the time:


Dried Prampet Leaves

Spotted Blanket

NeoWarts

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of NeoWarts:


Cooling Ointment

Neowart Fungus

Warm Amber Ointment

Pollenitus

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Pollenitus:


Cooling Ointment

Crater Fruit Elixir

Warm Amber Ointment

Reptillioritus

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Reptillioritus:


Cactopus Cream

Cooling Ointment

Warm Amber Ointment

Shaky Flakys

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Shaky Flakys:


Cooling Ointment

Shaky Flaky Cream

Warm Amber Ointment

This item has a chance to cure your pet of Shaky Flakys. It may not work 100% of the time:


Clay and Leaf Paste

Shock-A-Lots

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Shock-A-Lots:


Cooling Ointment

Ultra Rubber Gloves

Warm Amber Ointment

This item has a chance to cure your pet of Shock-A-Lots. It may not work 100% of the time:


Khamette Concoction

Sneezles

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These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Sneezles:


Cooling Ointment

Magic Cookie

Warm Amber Ointment

This item has a chance to cure your pet of Sneezles. It may not work 100% of the time:


Sneezle Powder

Spyder Bite

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Spyder Bite:


Cooling Ointment

Spyder Juice Elixir

Warm Amber Ointment

Ugga-Ugga

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Ugga-Ugga:

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Cooling Ointment

Peppermint Stomach Medicine

Sporkle Syrup

Warm Amber Ointment

This item has a chance to cure your pet of Ugga-Ugga. It may not work 100% of the time:


Gwontek Syrup

Watery Eyes

These items are guaranteed to cure your pet of Watery Eyes:


Cooling Ointment

Onion Balm

Warm Amber Ointment

These items have a chance to cure your pet of Watery Eyes. They may not work 100% of the time:


Dried Orange Peels

Healing Gauze Pads

Cure-Alls

The following table contains 'potential' cure-alls. These items are multi-function, meaning that one of their functions is a complete cure-all, but that they also have other known functions (for example: making your pet not hungry). It is random which effect you will receive, so while these items have the chance of fully curing your pet it is not a guaranteed effect on the first (or fifth) usage. Neopets cards ebay.


Dangling Potion Bottle

Ice Cream Potion

Jar of Symol Fur

Kaylas Home Remedy

Mortog Serum

Negg Cream Potion
(Has no other effects, but does not cure 100% of the time)

Witchy Negg

Yellow Healthshroom

Pteris and Worms

If you feed your sick Pteri any item with the word 'worm' in its name, you will cure the Pteri of any disease it has, along with changing its hunger level all the way up to bloated.

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Since many edible 'worm' items are classified as Gross Foods, this is almost always the cheapest way to cure your Pteri.

The 'Doctor Who?' Boon

Certain factions give the opportunity of activating the Doctor Who? boon if you side with them and they emerge victorious from the Battleground of the Obelisk. When selected this boon will automatically heal your pet of any disease it contracts.

Hit Point Restorers

Some items, although labeled as medical cures, will not actually cure your pet of an illness. Rather, these items are out-of-battledome healers, similar to Healing Potions. This means that they have the ability to restore some (or all) of your pet's hit points. It may take several tries before they work, however. They are not guaranteed to work on the first attempt.


Chars Medicine

Erisim Unguent

Ummagine Juice

Unknown Cures

It isn't known which ailments the following items are intended to cure. If you happen to know what any of these items cure, please let us know!


Anti-Sea Sick Pills

Cheops Oil

Elixir of the Sun

Grackle Powder

Kougra Balm

Magical Cave Moss

Numbing Throat Spray

Seti Essense

Sore Hand Wrap

Despite being labeled as a cure, the Bottled Holiday Cheer item does not cure any diseases, but rather acts as a healer in battle when equipped to your Neopet.

Glitched Items

The following items are clearly intended to cure a specific ailment based on their name and/or description yet for some reason they are glitched. Glitched is determined by when a Neopet will explicitly refuse the item, stating that it is 'not the right medicine'. If any of these items become fixed in the future, please let us know! We've included the disease that the item was intended for.


Bloat B Gone
(Bloaty Belly)

Blueberry Lozenge
(Pollenitus)

Dried Black Mushrooms
(Blurred Vision)

Extra Strength Terry Berry Tea
(Achy Head)

Jar of Crushed Palm Leaves
(Neowarts)

Lemon Lozenge
(Neggitus)

Lime Lozenge
(Grumbles)

Powdered Green Tea
(Pollenitus)

Puntec Extract
(Jitters)

Seaweed Paste
(Floppy Tongue)

Shrimp Powder
(Ugga-Ugga)

Soothing Eye Drops
(Pollenitus)

Voidberry Extract
(Spyder Bite)
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